Typical Omegle
for those who don’t know what it is, omegle is a site that allows two people to have an anonymous chat with each other. two “strangers” are chosen at random, etc etc you know how it goes.
anyways, typical omegle is when you get the same sort of “conversation” repeatedly, as if it was something new and unexpected which it isn’t. 98% of the time the other stranger will ask you ‘asl’ which is your age, s-x and location.
interesting note: watch how quickly the other person disconnects if you say you are male, and look how eager they start typing if you say you’re female.
omegle: 80% perverts,
12% illiterate people
4% automated ‘bot’ ads
2% annoying kids who think they’re little gangstas
1% the mentally disabled
1% normal people
-typical omegle-
you’re now chatting with a random stranger. say hi!
stranger: hi
stranger: asl?
you: 18 male new zealand
your conversational partner has disconnected.
you’re now chatting with a random stranger. say hi!
you: hey hows it going?
stranger: n-gg- f-k dat qeschin
you: what?
stranger: 13 m uk
you: i don’t care
stranger: f-k u !!!!11!!1!!!!
you have disconnected.
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