typing
something a lot of people who use the internet can’t do.
tihs is tghe wsya a lto fo poepelk typwe.
this present participle is reserved for occasions of chatting on skype, or some other such non-verbal chat medium. in such an instance, it’s more appropriate than using the normal conversational verbal processes such as:
“telling”, “saying”, “talking about”, “givin’ you a ‘shayout'”, etc.
you realize you’ve been saying, “yeah that’s what i was ‘telling’ you the other night, (via skype, foo!)
j. man2999: aw sheeyit! it’s almost 2012! end of the world, clickkk!
p. j-zzy: yeah, that’s what i was telling you the other night, my light skinned brother!
j. man2999: huh? i don’t remember you ‘tellin’ me that.
p. j-zzy: yeah, member. we was rippin’ skype up for like three hours. come on mayne, cay’nt you remember?
j. man2999: sh-ttt, son! you mean that’s what you was
‘typing’ me the other night. yeah, now i remember; seeyin as you’re all accurate with your verbal priznocesses!
sounds of:
(clickety click click click)
schmitty: “aw yeah, man! that’s what i’m talkin’ bout!
shaney shane: “correction… (pushing up gl-sses at the other end of the screen conduit) you means, that’s what you ‘typin’ bout, homey.
used as a code-word for masturbating.
“hang on a minute, im still typing”
“having a good time typing?”
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