tysonic


coined by bill simmons. it refers to mike tyson, and applies to anyone who has entered a plane of existence so bizarre, you will believe any news you hear about them, no matter how absurd.

an adjective for someone who has entered the “tyson zone”.
that guy is beyond weird, in fact he’s tysonic.

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