U-haul
a word used to describe lesbians who move very quickly toward commitment. derived from the joke: what do lesbians bring to a second date? a: a u-haul.
jennifer and melissa are the cl-ssic u-haul couple; they moved in together after only knowing each other a month!
1-a big orange and white do-it-yerself moving van
2-what a lesbian brings on a 2nd date its a well known joke in the gay community based on the beliefs lesbians fall in love instantaniously on the 1st date, move in on the 2nd date..
example 1-ack like omg i was walkin down mainstreet and almost got hit by a u-haul!
example 2-
lesbian 1: wow 3 dates brenda? thats getting pretty serious!
lesbian 2: haha yeah l seriously love her
lesbian 1: so when are you gonna rent that u-haul :p
verb.
to move in with someone. sometimes used in conjunction with “it.” originated in the gay/lesbian community.
person 1: my girlfriend and i decided to uhaul.
person 2: cool. so, when are you guys moving in together? i can help you pack stuff with my truck.
person 1: next sat-rday, probably. that’d be great!
a term used when two lesbians fall in love immediately and move in together right away, often moving across states/countries to do so. it usually ends in disaster. a uhaul is often used in the process of moving in, and then out, and often in with someone else. the “love” is usually based on superficial/shallow ideals instead of being a real relationship.
“jane and mary are already having problems. they only knew each other 3 months before they uhauled.”
a stereotype of a lesbian that uses a trailer with all of her belongings in it to move with when she has found her next thing (girlfriend/relationship/situation). u-haul lesbians are quick to jump into relationships in an unhealthy manner. this usually ends very badly.
“alice brought a uhaul with her with all of her things in it so she could move in with jennifer. they just met. she is such a u-haul lesbian.”
-to be taken home by a women of greater girth than oneself.
-able to take a drunk mistake and turn it into a legend.
uhaul… h-ll ya he’s the man!
1. a person who collects recyclable cans and bottles in such abundance, that a large moving truck is needed.
2. the collected recyclable cans and bottles.
3. derogatory term describing low income people.
1. that uhaul made a killing on beer cans after the concert.
2. i have a ton of uhaul to take back to the redemption center.
3. cletus is a uhaul.
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