U.S. Airwayed


1.) when traveling by air and then suddenly at the airport you get totally and completely emotionally, mentally, and physically raped by what seems to be a random airline agent, but who is, in fact, a person hired by the airline to totally destroy your hope of finding a flight home and then raping you constantly until you curl up and die.

2.) to be -ss f-cked so hard it feels like someone is slamming a 4×4 into your -ss with a sledge hammer and then attaching it to an impact wrench for an extended period of joy.

3.) having your colon pounded so hard it makes you c-m and puke at the same time.
dude, i was trying to get home from philly and then bam i got totally u.s. airwayed.

i thought that courtesy reach around with sandpaper hurt, but that was nothing once the f-cker u.s. airwayed me.

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