u-turn dick


describes a man whose p-n-s does a 180 degree turn and point straight back at himself during an erection, resembling a u-turn or has a horse shoe like effect.
nick: check that dudes erection, he’s got a huge u-turn d-ck happening!

shawn: i know, that’s gotta be an illegal curve!

nick: it’s strange, yet oddly arousing!
source: chris carr, fredericton, new brunswick
nick: check that dudes erection, he’s got a huge u-turn d-ck happening!

shawn: i know, that’s gotta be an illegal curve!

nick: it’s strange, yet oddly arousing!
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describes a man whose p-n-s does a 360 degree turn and point straight back at himself during an erection, resembling a u-turn or has a shoe horn like effect.
nick: check that dudes erection, he’s got a huge u-turn d-ck happening!

shawn: i know, that’s gotta be an illegal curve!

nick: it’s strange, yet oddly arousing!

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