Ubersexual


a male who is similar to a metros-xual but displays the traditional manly qualities such as confidence, strength, and cl-ss – leaving no doubt as to his s-xual orientation
bono is the world’s leading ubers-xual.
übers-xuals
basically it is metro-s-xuality for the noughties (2000-2009). metros-xual are switching to a new era, and other non-metros are joining too the descriptor ‘uber’ was chosen because in german it means the best, the
greatest, super, or above. übers-xuals are the most attractive (not just physically), most dynamic, and most compelling men of their generations. they are confident, masculine, stylish, and committed to uncompromising quality in all areas of life. übers-xuals also have depth, subtlety and individuality. the übers-xuals knows the difference between right and wrong and will make the right decision regardless of what others around him may think;
since metro-s-xual has peaked during the s-x and the city era it is fading away (only 2 years in the usa and 10 years in europe) and bringing new lingo into play. metro-s-xuals do not want to be known as conceited, arrogant, or full or themselves. (because they are not)
if metro-s-xual is a little bit too self indulging, the term übers-xuals, which is a male who is similar to a metro-s-xual but has the traditional manly qualities such as confidence, strength, and cl-ss.
an übers-xuals is a manly man who displays all the good qualities -ssociated with the gender without giving into the negative stereotypes such as chauvinism, emotional unavailability and a brain only filled with sports stats, beer and burgers. compared with the metros-xual, the übers-xual is more into relationships than self. it is a masculinity that combines the best of traditional manliness (strength, honor, character) with positive traits traditionally -ssociated with females such as nurturance, communicativeness, and co-operation.
he merely is a gentleman in all manners of the definition. a ubers-xual is a man that knows masculinity is not about being rude and dirty, but being a well dressed, well groomed gentleman. also known for their c-nn-l-ng-s skills, but both meanings of course…many languages, and giving pleasure with the tongue. ubers-xuals make the best boyfriends ever. they really know how to take care of themselves and their girl friend.

here are six quick and easy ways to tell the difference between being ubers-xual and metros-xual:

1. both are p-ssionate, but the ubers-xual is p-ssionate about causes and principles.

2. the ubers-xual spends more time grooming his mind than his hair.

3. both treat and respect women as equals, but the ubers-xual considers other men, and women, his best friends.

4. the ubers-xual is more sensual and not at all self-conscious. he doesn’t need other people to tell him he’s s-xy.

5. the metros-xual gets his design tips from the fab five, the design gurus from queer eye for the straight guy. ubers-xuals get their ideas from travels and interest in art and culture.

6. the ubers-xual knows the difference between right and wrong and will make the right decision regardless of what others around him may think. the metros-xual knows the difference between toner and exfoliant.
the current icon of übers-xuals is bono. he’s global, socially aware, confident, and comp-ssionate, and he commands a huge base of followers who are fans of his music and his humanitarianism. other notable ubers-xuals are bill clinton, george clooney, jon stewart, pierce brosnan, donald trump, and ewan mcgregor.
it’s another stupid useless term that was created by a journalist who just wanted to get some attention to sell her new book.
ubers-xual is a word that morons would use.
a ubers-xual is a straight guy similar to a metros-xual but displays the atributes of a definently striaght guy so that there is no question about his s-xuality.
no way hes gay hes just a ubers-xual.
man who is suppose to be in touch with his manly side, yet feminine enough for the ladies. trendy and very fond of ryan seacrest. shops at armani exchange and does not buy pants with the zipper in the front and back.
dan, you are looking uber s-xual in your collar up polo and steve madden shoes.
with apologies to dos equis, an ubers-xual is a man who “lives vicariously through himself”…he is seen (at least potentially) as “the most interesting man in the world”.
ian fleming would probably have described james bond as an “ubers-xual”.
a male who has good taste in clothes,and other qualities that are normally -ssociated with the female gender, but still has the qualt-tes that declare his manhood. similar to metro, but there is no question of his s-xuality he is straight
aka uber
taylor is such an ubers-xual did u see his great new shirt.

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