UCC

ucc: (uncontrollable chuckle) when you are in a room by yourself and something audible comes out of your mouth after reading a joke via text, or email. this is a new way to say lol because lets face it lol is annoying. how many people sit in front of their computer and laugh hysterically everytime you send them a message.
kevin: dude i can’t believe he peed his pants, he’s in high school!

carl: ucc dude i actually couldn’t help but just laugh at that.

kevin: what an idiot ucc.
the united church of christ, a progressive/liberal christian denomination.
you should meet my friend kim, she’s a ucc minister.
university college cork, one of the finest universities in the republic of ireland.
i study at ucc. it’s great craic.
un cut crew: meaning you have an uncirc-mcised p-n-s and are officially in the ucc. the ucc is the collection of every man that is uncirc-mcised and yourself (if uncirc-mcised)
group conversation with eric, patrick, tyler and chris-
the group consensus: dang, i like being circ-mcised, i can feel that cool breeze down there, its nice
chris: what breeze?
tyler: chris what you got down there?
chris: dude, im with the ucc
tyler: the ucc? whats that?
chris: brotha, my d-cks un cut, im not circ-mcised
eric: man, i feel sorry for you, it must be hard getting laid twice by the same chick
chris: yea, it does, but its easier for me to jack off
united conquerors clan
ucc pwned you, ucc rox
short for university computer club, the ucc are a bunch of et f-ggots who claim they aren’t a clan because they suck.
don’t try to pull off a ucc just to avoid a clanwar with us.
an acronym for: “you crave c-ck”

used when referring to a rich male who thinks he is cl-ssy, when really he is just acting gay, hence craving c-ck.

the acronym was derived from a private high-school in toronto where several cases of student molestation by teachers occured as well as consentual male s-x. the school’s name was ucc or upper canada college. after the school closed due to this constant outrageous conduct, the acronym was changed to mean “you crave c-ck”. the term, ucc is now in common slang useage in the province of ontario, primarily in the greater toronto area.
that h-m-s-xual wasp lives in forest hill and thinks he is better than everyone else. he’s so ucc!