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a drinking school with a football problem.
i go to ucf, i’m drunk.
1) a relatively new school that has been building and expanding exponentially more than most other universities in the country.

2) the university of central florida

3) a large university, which (like all large universities) has it’s share of intelligent people and complete dumb–sses. unfortunately the dumb–sses happen to be louder, always.

4) a school that 90% of it’s students take for granted. if they have actually visited other state’s regional schools, they’d find out that they were pretty lucky to be at ucf.

5) home of some pretty bad sports, due mostly to the fact that orlando is so apathetic that they would rather support the gators (who don’t need more fans) than help build their own college athletics program.

“ucf sucks! look at how many gator decals i have !!!”
“oh? what has your school done in the last 10 years?
ucf has built billions of dollars of academic construction projects, expanded its student body five-fold, and has competed nationally in virtually every field, and has humorously lost just about every foot ball game they have ever played.”

“i’m a ucf student and i was admitted to one tier-one school and one actual ivy-league school (not uf, cause uf isn’t close to ivy). to h-ll with your rivalries; i just want an education.”
(under construction forever) univeristy in orlando florida that is frowing at rapid rates.
self explanitory
a backlot school in walt disney country home to the largest population of apparently friendly but ruthlessly vicious gray squirrels in the southeast. while on campus, keep a lookout for the football team… they can often be found holding their weekly fashion show and ballet cl-ss on the free-speech lawn (usually immediately following a lost game-ie all the time). if you see the elusive greeks steer clear as you will soon either be doused in alcohol or vomit.
isn’t ucf near disney?
university of
central
florida

a hard -ss school that takes forever to graduate from.
friend: “my sister is going to ucf next year, can you tell hre how you liked it there?”

me: “liked? im still there”

friend: “but its been 6 years”

me: “i know! and im still a junior!”
you
can’t
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ucf? you can’t finish there!
abbreviation for the “ultimate cannabis forest.”

the university of central florida is rated as the 5th most prominent stoner school in the nation and the number one stoner school in florida. also, the norml chapter at ucf is arguably the largest and best-funded student drug-policy organization in the country and was voted as the top organization by the student body.

the weed at ucf is supreme to that of uf and fsu, which, in my opinion, matters way more than football scores. we smoke cali kush, maui wowie, and grandaddy purp on a more regular basis than the other schools smoke shake.

a word of warning, however: the cops at ucf are pigs. don’t be stupid. if you want to make a difference, hit up your local norml and get weed equalized, decriminalized and legalized.

there’s just something magical about getting stoned when you’re right down the street from disney world.
example 1: “yo, i’m going to ucf this weekend. don’t let me forget my pipe and papers.”

example 2:
“oh sh-t, do you have some aluminum foil that we can smoke out of or something? we don’t have a pipe!”

“chill dude, we’re at ucf. my neighbor has a volcano vaporizer.”

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