UDP
part of the tcp/ip protocol suite, udp is a connectionless transport layer protocol.
streaming video uses udp rather than tcp because it is faster.
short for ultimate dance party – bringing close friends together in a small sized room (dorm room, closet, etc.) and performing dance moves to loud music that you would never want someone else to witness.
today after cl-ss, we should all get together and throw a udp in tim’s room!
under desk person; person whose job is to perform oral s-x on another employee
jack: hey bob, my wife has been in one of those moods lately.
bob: are you putting in a request for another udp?
jack: i believe so.
1. underdeveloped p-ssy, the v-g-n-l organ of a young woman, ie. under the age of 13.
2. underdeveloped p-ssy, the owner of said v-g-n-l organ.
man 1: “yeah bruv, you see that udp strut past?”
man 2: “yeah, dirty f–king sl-t!”
udp is a transfer protocol for printers.
its how they print paper and stuff.
tcp is for games and photoshop.
man 1 : why is my printer not working?
man 2 : your udp is screwed up, get a faster modem.
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- udpate
variation of “update” for those who are too tired, too lazy, or too over it all to care if it’s spelled right you get what it means who the f-ck gives a sh-t if it’s spelled right leave me alone. 2 hours spent working on eblast udpates. for clients who aren’t paying us. is anyone […]
- U-D Storm
to actively and uselessly sit for hours trying to come up with words to submit to the editors at urban dictionary jim can’t go to the movies because he is u-d storming he gets at least 10 words a week accepted int urban dictionary. the group of friends decided to get together and u-d storm […]
- UD Thought Police
a group of politically correct conservatives that patrol urban dictionary voting down any definition that doesn’t support their status quo. they also create slanderous definitions about those who disagree with them. bill: who keeps attacking my definitions ted: must be the ud thought police
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said or done something incredibly stupid so my brotha said “man i feel like i can fly” and i said to him “nah u dumb boi”