ufindipitying
a type of kissing where two people kiss a bunch of times in a row yet they do not use tongue. the lips move from top to bottom as if making out, but the mouth doesn’t actually open. it is more than just a simple kiss but with no tongue use it can’t be cl-ssified as “making out”.
my boyfriend and i were ufindipitying last night because he was afraid he would use too much tongue so he just didn’t use any at all.
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