ugly friend
the friend of the hot girl who is never chosen first. she is always left alone and is very angry about it.
when given the choice between the 2 the guys always chose the prettier friend and leave the ugly big nosed one out of the cold.
you literally have to beg guys to touch the girl to give her a pity screw.
sara is a real ugly friend.
a girl you’re aquainted with who when you go out together they never get hit on.
usually ends up ignored for the night and is a major c-ckblocker when her friend is with a guy.
the hot friend will get complimented and hit on all night while the ugly friend is ignored. she will usually end up having to approach guys and then gets rejected ( most of the time).
whenever we go out we always know sarah will never get hit on.
don’t bring her out, she’s known as an ugly friend aka c-ckblocker extraordinare.
a girl who gets jealous of the attention her friend recieves because her friend is prettier and has men give her whatever she wants.
the ugly friend is usually someone who men don’t give a d-mn about. she is usually used for one night, also known as a “bust down” or grenade and men don’t even think she’s worth a kfc dinner let alone anything else.
the “ugly friend” gets jealous of the prettier girl who gets whatever her heart desires.
this leads to the ugly poor friend lashing out when she realizes what a failure her life is and how she can’t attract a decent man like her prettier friend has.
she looks at her life in comparison with her prettier friend and gets angry.
she realizes she dosen’t have the brains, the beauty or the cl-ss to ever have anything of worth in life and goes crazy.
d-mn, make that ugly friend stop hating.
a friend of the opposite s-x that you are embarr-ssed to be seen with, in fear that people may think you are together.
“hey tom, why dont you grab meghan and walk over here?”
“i can’t be alone with an ugly friend, what will be people think?!”
a friend a person brings with him/her to a gathering/event in order to make him/herself appear more attractive in comparison.
girl 1: suzy says we’re going to club x tonight
girl 2: sh-t, all the girls there are so hot.. dammit, i have all this holiday flab to get rid of..
girl 1: we could invite megan.
girl 2: your ugly friend? h-llz yea!
-girl 1 dials megan’s number-
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- ugly fuckling
the kid in your cl-ss whos so f-cking ugly or nerdy and unatractive , but grows up to be a kick-ss famous millionare -at bobby joes house looking at highschool pics bobby joe: remeber that kid bill gates? b–by jo: yeah…. bobby joe: well hes f-cking rich now b–by jo: what an ugly f-ckling
- uglyfy
to make something look ugly either on purpose or unknowingly wow, that yellow eyeshadow really does uglyfy her face.