an ugly lie is when someone that is totally eye candy tells everyone that she is disgusting and fugly thus only showing her face once every one harambillion years. can also be used when someone has a horrible case of ugly duckling syndrome but still thinks they are the sh-t thus almost blinding us with the amount of times he/she shows us their face. if one of these people think that they are so hot that they decide to send nudes f-cking run! run as fast as you can! run and don’t look back!
guys hate when s-xy girls say ugly lies. people in general hate them ugly people that do that too.
- h word
this literally means hipster. “is john an…is he an…h word?” “just say hipster, janet, it isn’t a racial slur.”
- blood geyser
the act of a woman squriting during s-x while on their period. my girl discovered she’s a squirter when she hit me with a blood geyser last night
- septic pressure cooker
the act of having bad diarrhea and using it during -n-l s-x to give the impression of a wet and sloppy pressurized blow-job using your liquefied feces. “she gave me a nice septic pressure cooker last night” “i love a good septic pressure cooker before bed”
- soft b*n*r
when the males p-n-s enlarges but failes to become “hard”. “yo dude me and jackie were gonna hit it off last night but i just kept getting soft b-n-rs!”
- ohhh you just got seated
you just got seated. it doesn’t matter how many h’s in “ohh” there is, just more than one. ohhh, you just got seated!