Uhaul Lesbian
in north american lesbian popular culture, the term u-haul (named after the brand of rental “move yourself” trucks and equipment) is gay slang for a relationship that progresses very quickly, for example moving in together after only a short period of time — a pattern stereotypically attributed to relationships between two women.
we had a dyk- come in to the store today we could tell she was a uhaul lesbian.
these are lesbians that after meeting someone tend to move in with that person right away. it is a very unhealthy type of behavior that stems from their inability to date the preferred s-x when they were younger for fear of retaliation or chiding.
claire is such a u-haul lesbian, she met jojo last week and they have already moved in together.
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