UJOHS
acronym for universal jack off hand signal. used in im chat.
the hand sign which is recognized in every culture as indicating male masturbation. characterized by an upward diagonal “stroking” motion with the hand forming an “o”, as if gripping a round object, e.g. a pole (a wooden one, perhaps) and sliding the hand in the direction of the pole axis, up and down or back and forth. sometimes accompanied by a mocking facial expression such as pursing the lips while squinting the eyes.
meaning: the ujohs indicates that the signaler resignedly disapproves of the object of the preceding comment.
of course, right, winning hearts and minds. /me ujohs
i can’t wait to get back to work. /me ujohs
oh look, eminem got himself in the news again. /me ujohs
for the boss, don’t worry, i’ll just pull a number outta my -ss, since he’ll just do whatever his little voices tell him to do anyway. /me ujohs
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making an alcohol run for those under 21 years of age. yo, i’m running a ujoint, you need anything? a skinny person’s crotch eww, check dude’s u-joint,yo.
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to wash ones hands with a significant other hey man you want to go ujubulitate in the bathroom?
- uk2
to suck the p-n-s of a donkey. last night he had a session with uk2.
- Ujwala
a slight case of mental slowness which can be seen with the symptoms of: overtexting, breathy words, and a overall sense of epic fail dude: man stop acting like a ujwala
- UK2K
the kentucky wildcats being the first college team to have 2,000 wins. aka, the greatest thing everrr. uk2k= university of kentucky, 2,000 wins