ultimate dodgeball
ultimate dodgeball, or udc (ultimate dodgeball championship) is a sport played by smart car driving douchebags, and 30 year old men trying to relive their youth. it is usually played on a trampoline so it is incredibly easy to play. you’ll either see 27 to 30 year olds playing, or 14 to 28 year olds playing, all of which take it way to seriously.
kid: dad why aren’t you ever home on thursday nights?
dad: well son, i have to go play ultimate dodgeball tonight!
kid: f-ggot…
hey austin, want to go play ultimate dodgeball at the local sky-zone?
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