ultimate sperm
a condition where every time a male has s-xual intercourse with a female he impregnates her.
high schooler 1: holy sh-t! zach impregnated another girl!
high schooler 2: wow that’s the 15th time in the past 3 years! that guy must have ultimate sperm.
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