ultra-queef
somewhat like the original queef, only many times more powerful. an ultra-queef is produced while having intercourse. while a man has inserted his p-n-s from behind into her v-g-n-(doggy style), an air bubble gets stuck inside the females poon. it its hard for the male to realize this air pocket until a fart like noise comes from the pleasure zone. during a regular queef the s-x continues. with an ultra-queef there is no finish line. the amount of queef is so high that it either a makes the man throw up right onto her back, or b the air is so strong it pops the love stick out of the v-g-n-. after this happens the p-n-s will become flaccid and crawl inside your body.
“hey man i thought you had a girl in there, why did you fart so loud? i heard it from outside!” long pause….”i wished it was me but it was a… a… an ultra-queef”
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