UMAT


“umat” is the undergraduate medicine and health science admission test. it is “a test of general reasoning ability designed to provide a measure of your apt-tude for the study of medicine and the health professions.”

a 2.5 hour test held at a predetermined location, the umat is basically a large gathering of people (who regard themselves as) of above average intelligence who want to be a doctor, or whose parents want them to be doctors.

overrepresentation of the indian, sri lankan and general asian populations.
“i have the umat tomorrow, i’m so stressed i really want to be a doctor i’ve been doing heaps of medentry practice stuff but i can only ever get like 95% aargh i’m going to fail and then cos my uai will only be like 99.65 i won’t be able to be a doctor and then i’ll be the disgrace of my family.”

“dude, there’s like a thousand people here. and another thousand this afternoon. only a handful are actually going to get in.”

“oh look, there’s neha, puja, aditi, amit, suresh, prianka, raj, ramesh, sangeeta, anil and manish.”

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