umbrella handle
a female is giving a man a handjob, when the p-n-s gets hard enough, she squeezes the tip, causing it to spurt. if it does a somewhat vertical stream upwards, the woman has ‘gripped the umbrella handle.’
boy 1: she totally gave me a great umbrella handle!
boy 2: dude, sick.
girl 1: i think i gripped the umbrella handle amazing.
girl 2: yuck!
girl 1: no, it was actually a good rush.
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