umbrellow
umbrellow
a fellow (or feller, if you’re a redneck) who follows you around and holds an umbrella over your head to protect you from the rain or sun. this service can be done voluntarily by someone like a boyfriend or it can be a paid service. mariah carey has people to carry her water bottles. you know she has an umbrellow.
a female version of an umbrellow is an umbrell-ss.
it’s raining so hard outside. i have all these binders and textbooks to carry to my next cl-ss. i wish i had an umbrellow to keep me dry.
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