UMF

something you say when you find someone really attractive. often used commenting on photos on the internet.
girl: omg, look at that guy!
gbf: umf.
a ugly mother f-cker.
that stupid b-tch is such a umf
it’s an abbreiation for the phrase “ultimate mind f-ck”. it can have 2 possible meanings:

1. when 2 people unite mentally as well as physically during s-x. this is implicated in the 1993 song “umf” by duran duran. the terms “umf” and “ultimate mind f-ck” are not in the lyrics.

2. brainwash, m-ss deceit, censorship, when several people (as in a cult or an entire nation) are mentally manipulated and hoodwinked and led astray by propaganda, corruption and outright lies and absolute bullsh-t.
1. renee and angela made love last night and experienced union in body and mind. they shared the umf.

2. in the 90s decade there was a lot of new age “solutions”, shilling evangelists, superst-tions, comet cult suicides, y2k hysteria and other end-of-the-millenium bullsh-t. then came the 00s with all its corruption, stupidity and sh-t and the iraq war circus. that’s one major umf after another!
useless mother f-cker
example 1

-playing handball
person 1 hits the ball out.
person 2: omg you suck at handball
person 3: what a umf

example 2

-playing volleyball
person 1 spikes the net
person 2: you umf!
useless mother f-cker
person 1:omg you suck at handball
person 2: what a umf

-playing volleyball
person 1 spikes the net
person 2: you umf!
ultra music festival which is an anual electronic dance music and is one of the most popular and most recognized edm festivals where the mosf popular edm dj/producers perform live to a m-ssove crowd.
“i enjoyed umf last year, it was so amazing.”
useless motherf-cker
learn how to play or gtfo, umf.

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