umfriend
noun used to describe someone who you are banging, in the stage before she is your legitimate girlfriend
“oh hi guys, i hope you don’t mind that i brought my um…friend ursula to our poker night”
a partner in a s-xual relationship on an ambiguous standing.
“this is kate, my, um, friend.”
a person with whom you are in a physical, but not necessarily romantic, relationship
also uhm-friend, uhmfriend, um-friend
“oh…hi mom, this is steve my um…friend”
a s-xual relation of dubious standing or a concealed intimate relationship.
“this is bridget, my…um, friend.”
a member of the opposite s-x who you are interested in and have been doing things with, but haven’t made a move on. when introduced in public, you tend to say, “this is my um, friend …”
“this is jill, my … um, friend.”
a euphemism for ‘f-ckbuddy’
only p-ss-es say umfriend
girl: this is my umfriend jake
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