Umpha
the sound a female makes during mating. it starts out as “umph” (can repeat) and is followed by a “ahhhhhhh” or “ah”.
umph-ahhhhhhhhhhhh! “umpha!”
1. a black kid with no future, no destiny, and no rapping abilities
2. the only black dude at the table
3. usually the lame kid who people use to get help for thier homework.
4. stalker of people named daryn m.
1. “man that kid is a failure! plus he can’t rap!” he is an umpha
2. person one: “hey, who is that black kid?”
person two: “thats the umpha of our group!”
3. person one: “man, that kid is a total umpha, but i really need help with this chemistry homework!!”
4. person one: “hey! is your name daryn?”
daryn: “…yes…”
person one: “does your last name begin with an m?”
daryn: “…yes…why do you want to know?”
person one: look out for umpha!!! he will stalk you!!”
daryn: “aaaaahhhhhh!!!!”
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- umphasize
function: transitive verb inflected form(s): -ed/-ing/-es etymology: umphasis + -ize a : to dissolve an umph tablet into a drink b : to caffeinate careful, that soda’s umphasized!
- umphasis
function: noun inflected form(s): umphases (plural) etymology: umph (high-caffeine seltzer tablet) + -sis a : dissolving an umph tablet into a drink b : heavily caffeinating a drink too much umphasis is detrimental to your health.
- umphasized
past form/past participle of umphasize. yeah, i umphasized myself too much this morning… and i’m having a bad headache now. x_x umphasized diet ice =
- umph fa dasie
a way of expressing horniness or s-x with a fake german accent oh you want some umph fa dasie do you? umph fa dasie!
- umphaun
a lose saggy v-g-n-, probably f-cked by 5 black guys at the same time. otherwise known as a gaping black whole. one might say, throwing a hotdog down a hallway stacy has an umphaun. ahhh im bein eatin by a hairy umphaun.