Un-packed kebab


when a woman’s genitals resemble that of a doner kebab. popular with the more s-xually active women, it looks as tho she hasn’t been “packed” properly and as a result “bits” are falling out.
zach: hey man! how did you go with shiniqua last night? you know everyone has had her yeah?

kynan: i believe it bro, she has the worst un-packed kebab i have ever seen!

zach: how bad was it?

kynan: dude, there were meaty bits everywhere!

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