unable-to-text-back syndrome
being a bloke i have to say this is actually what girls do. they feel the need to play “hard to get” and therefore don’t text back, though usually it’ll be after a couple of texts so it doesn’t look too obvious.
me: i was texting becca earlier
my mate: cool, how’d it go?
me: ok for about half an hour, then she turned on the old unable-to-text-back syndrome
my mate: tut, of course…
disease contracted by men whenever we text them saying anything remotely different to ‘sh-g me now’
text reads, how are you? no reply. looks like hes caught the syndrome
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