Unattended Firehose
a s-xual term. when a man is given a hand job while not erected and -j-c-l-t-s in every direction. this is due to his p-n-s flopping around from the hand’s jerking motion.. much like an unattended firehose pumping water and flailing about.
last night, i let jackie in on what the unattended firehose was and skeeted all over her new sheets.
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