Uncle Bill


a term of endearment and high respect for the author william s. burroughs
uncle bill once said, “the only time richard nixon ever told the truth was when he called j edgar hoover a c-cksucker!”
alcoholic beverage dedicated to uncle bill from the film “american movie”

peppermint schnapps, sprite and ice… two great gobs of it.
mark: you thirsty? want something to drink?
bill: yeah…schnapps…with sprite, and ice…two great gobs of it.
mark: alright, uncle bill.
creepy family member most likely to molest anyone he can. the funny uncle n-body trusts. the uncle who volunteers to play santa. may or may not be obsessed with sean connery. a “billy”.
“even though uncle bill had a lean swimmer’s body, lex hated sitting on his lap”
1) a big guy that resembles santa in a way except that he’s a little crazy and doesn’t own reindeer.2) a slang term for something that is completely crazy and insignifigant.
yo! grizzle! did you see santa, i mean uncle bill at the mall? man, i know you’ll look like him in a couple of years.

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