uncle dad

someone who is usually married to aunt mom, and related to cousin grandma. incest is usually cited for this phenomenon.
kid in school: “man, little jimmy looks like a mongloid. he has seven fingers and three toes on each of his flipper feet. i hear his family tree doesn’t fork.”

girl in school: “that’s not funny. his aunt mom and uncle dad love him very much.”
you don’t want the definition of this. trust me. if you do, see incest and go figure.
happy birthday, uncle dad.

i see that no one seems to explain how someone becomes uncle dad, so i will take the stage. someone becomes your uncle dad when your dad has s-x with his sister (your aunt), producing you in the process. it is that simple. you don’t even know if you should call him dad or uncle, so you call him uncle dad.
it was a fine day in lincoln park. joe saw his sister, meg, was wearing provocative clothing. before he could control himself, he felt johnny w-nk get excited and start to yell for more. there was only one way to get johnny w-nk to shut the f-ck up: bang his sister. his sister was unlikely to comply with this incestuous deed, so he creeped up behind her and smacked her -ss real hard. that took her by surprise and then he ripped off her clothes and raped her before she could do anything to stop him. when he was finished he ran away. later, when meg gave birth to a boy named dale, joe returned. dale learned to call his male parent uncle dad and his female parent aunt mom. life just sucks sometimes.
when both your dad and his brother were f-cking your mum at the same time befor you were born.you have no idea who is your real father so they are both uncle-dad.
“uncle-dad i caught uncle-dad in bed with mum again last night”
“i will kick my brothers f-cking -rs- son don’t you worry”