uncle-ish stress-whiff
the bitter smell of uncles’ stress, often wafting around at family barbecues or functions.
“don’t open wordpad on the computer, it might catch a virus,” said fig’s stressed unc.
“i think you may be emitting some uncle-ish stress-whiff, as my nostils are now dysfunctional, presumably as a result,” replied fig.
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