Uncle John
verb. to get “handsy” after consuming a moderate amount of alcohol in a social setting, in the fashion of a middle-aged, creepy uncle.
we got a couple drinks in him, and he started with the uncle johning. by the end of the night, he slipped it in on a roof!
a person who is extremly nosey
go away you uncle john
random person, visualised as a fat jamaican marine boilogist with pigtails, generally used when we dont know the answer to a “who” question.
“who was the 13th in line to the throne of england in the 1634?”
ans: uncle john!
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