Uncle Kevin
the best uncle there could possibly be. he is funny and bald. he always spoils his favorite niece. he is very sarcastic. and he likes to sit on his a$$ alot for fun (:
he is probably the specialist old man you’ll ever meet.
uncle kevin is my favorite uncle!
a highly obese, 350 pound man that bakes and owns a bagel shop. a man who has a horrible sweating problem, when he sweats it looks like there are chunks of mud under his arm pits. not quite sure which way s-xually he goes but he has some lady n male significant others. his pants fall down a lot and he usually doesn’t have any underwear on so you get a nice view of his hairy b-tt crack.
“uncle kevin is a s-xy hot beast”
“some one once said uncle kevin’s p-n-s was shaped like a bagel.”
“i like when uncle kevin bends over, i get to see his hairy b-tt crack then”
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