uncle pricky
your creepy uncle who insists on sleeping in his van in your driveway even though there’s an available bed in the house.
as uncle pr-cky walks out the door…
– is uncle pr-cky going home?
– no he’s going to bed
the act of sticking your p-n-s in a pumpkin before receiving oral s-x as a prank.
she had the best evening imaginable, until she went to his room for a nightcap and tasted pumpkin while blowing him . then his frat buddies jumped out of the closet with a camera and screamed ” youve just got an uncle pr-cky”.
to fall and impale oneself on ones own p-n-s
if you run in the dark with morning wood you may give yourself an uncle pr-cky!
a chubby chaser…..
“d-mn, old boy is hammered and about to pull an uncle pr-cky on the kool aid lady.”
“uncle pr-cky?”
“you know, hes about to mow a really big lawn”…………
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