Uncle Sloppy Sam
a s-xual act in which a person gives a bl-wj-b while humming the u.s. national anthem.
man: give this soldier an “uncle sloppy sam”!
soldier: what the h-ll is that?
man: it’s where he gives you a handjob…with his mouth while humming the national anthem!
giving someone a hand job, with your mouth, whilst humming the national anthem
for the 4th of july i decided to give my boyfriend the ultimate patriot’s gift, an uncle sloppy sam
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