worst then the dad-zone, but better then dirt.
bro 1: dude bro, i heard alejandro got uncle zoned by emma.
bro 2: dude that f*cking sucks.
when a c*nt attempts to be profound and philosophical. steve: did you hear gloria after her 2nd gl*ss of wine? she was rambling on and on about the meaning of life. jake: i know, she turns into c*ntfucious after a few drinks.
- kara jo
amazing and perfect, absolutely gorgeous. does not admit it and does not acknowledge it. any guy is lucky to have her and her smile brightens your life did you hear kara jo started dating samuel? wow! he’s one lucky guy! kara jo is a one of a kind girl, no one in the world could […]
to take v**gr* in the morning and m*st*rb*t* till gone supper, regardless of visitors, postal carriers and acquaintances. a strange hermit found on the coast of west c*mbria. “andrew, how was that v**gr* i gave you last night?” “honestly jolo, i had a proper burper!” “hey martin, have u done a burper?” “nah jenny i’ve […]
- raff s*ss
when you back s*ss a particularly annoying teacher d*mn did you just raff s*ss her that’s brave