unco


1. being physically uncoordinated
2. being otherwise clumsy in any respect
1. you’re too unco to play soccer
2. you’re so unco, you can’t even beat tetris
adj.

1. lacking physical or mental coordination.
2. lacking planning, method, or organization.

in other words: anyone, but usually a girl or funboy who has the inability to kick a football or throw a ball without looking like a complete r-t-rd.
while playing golf in your front room your mate puts the ball through your mums brand new double-glazed windows at which point you say “are you unco or what?”

after noticing a drunken l-ss has her mini skirt tucked into the back of her g-string and is presenting her -ss cheeks to the rest of the world you turn to your mates and say “that l-ss is well unco”
uncoordinated … n00b … pwned regularly in gaming.
pixie is unco.
h-ll salo is not unco.
one who is lacking in any form of coordination whatsoever
h-ll salo is unco
sum 1 hu is so bad at catching, throwing, kicking, playing basketball, etc.
if a person were to kick a ball and the ball goes in the other direction yiu say…

wat a f-cking unco n-gg-

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