uncuffed announcer
a person that contuses to tell everyone that they are single. this may be to let the world know that they are back on the market and they are looking for some one to cuff them. sometimes they might say they are happy to be single but deep down they are upset and hate the thought of being lonely. you can find this person on any social networks ranting about an ex and proclaiming their uncuffness.
ugh….we get it you are single, stop being the uncuffed announcer
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