uncumable


when one is, through possible over-indulgence of various substances, or by simply being a master in the art of -ss-tappery, unable to c-m despite trying incessantly.

one of the two different categories of whiskey d-ck, one a dysfunctional p-n-s, the other, and overly functional d-ck.
“dude she thinks i’m a god of the d-ck, i was unc-mable”

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