under the hoof
1) to be so physically unattractive as to resemble someone whose face has been trampled and repeatedly stomped on by a horse.
2) to have a face that visually mirrors the excrement and mud slop found under and between a horse’s/mule’s hoof.
jim: wow, that ariel is so under the hoof!
me: well, that’s the main reason poor dude can’t get a date.
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