undercarriage


the area between your legs. your crotch.
d-mn betty, go shower, you’ve got one janky undercarriage.
the area under the sachel of a male reproductive organs.
d-mn did you see that hairy under carriage?
another name for a womans -ss
“d-mn you saw the under carriage on that chick??”
if you are a little pudgy, your gut may sag down when doing push ups or copulating. this can be particularly unattractive as during vigorous s-x, it may swing from side to side, back and forth, much like a metronome. in extreme cases, the folds of fat, or female br–sts, may slap together making a sound not dissimilar to the sound of a sealion performing for food at shows at many zoos. this noise is known as flap or tat slapping.
“dude, i was f-cking cindy in the -ss”
“awesome dude! how was it?”
“great, but her undercarriage was swinging around, almost knocked me off balance”
“eww. sick dude”
very simple. this is your pet’s f-cking stomach.
kitty loves it when you scratch her undercarriage.

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