underling
-ssistants to the big cheese in the office.
the underling’s job is to fetch my coffee in the morning.
a brutal metal band from southern california.
did you see underling at the show last night? they tore up the stage.
a subset of the nerd they outcasted from even the nerds, their skin a very very very pasty white and most of them speak clingon…in binary. the lowest of the low, they also act strangly and almost never go out into the sun without a cloke, they are few in number but contrations are higher in metropolitian areas. not even the nerds hang out with them.
guy1: hey look its a table of nerds.
-sees a dorkish dork-
guy1: wait what the h-ll is that?
– the mysterious figure sits with nerds, nerds get up and leave the table-
guy1: wait what the? i thought nerds would hang out with other nerds not get up and leave one of their own?
guy2: dude that is not a nerd at that table dude, its something even lower, the mysterious underling, this is your first time seeing one isnt it?
the end result of beer, burritos, and bowels producing a loose, smelly, wet, stool-like substance that clings to porcelain.
the maid is going to be very upset at me for the underling i left in the toilet.
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