underloft
when someone intentionally ” throws you under the bus “. its typically a fire service term when your coworker tries to make himself look better in the eyes of management. its typically employed by probationary employees who lack the self consciousness neccesary to be successful.
luke: hey chili! did you see that les didnt restock the restock cabinet?
chili: no i didnt notice that… but i know you would never do such a thing. your such a good employee..
luke: thank you chili…
chili: hey you have some dirt on your knees, better wipe that off before you leave.. oh and there’s something dribbling down your chin.
les: thanks for “underlofting” me you douche.
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