underpenis


the part of the penal shaft below the nutious bagious just forward of the taint. usually useful only during the time a semi or during a full stiffy
i awoke pleasantly by my playmate lightly scratching my underp-n-s turning my morning semi into a full hard-onwhich i proceeded to fu…….ect….ect…….. until the three stooges came on
the part of the d-ck shaft that bends into the body, under the ball bag
as i lit my camp counselors fart a delayed ignition singed the hair from his under p-n-s and around his dirty hole

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