feeling uncomfortable, yet s*xy and satisfied.
“mallory, how are you feeling right now?”
“would you say you’re feeling undocked?”
- rusty trumpkin
a s*xual act where you lick a trump supporters *ss while simultaneously giving them a reach around at a rally to make the supporters seem more enthusiastic about cheering for a losing candidate. this is a modification on the rusty trombone. my tongue is sore after giving rusty trumpkins all across the country.
- brady whitton
thirsty *ss that dude lookin like a brady whitton lookin *ss tryin to get some p*ssy
- michael wills
a white boy who lives in a treehouse in his moms backyard hey who is that kid in miss wills’ back yard? hes probably michael wills, he lives in a treehouse in his moms back yard
- sea necklace
when you bust a load across a girl’s neck or chest after saving up your sp*nk for at least 3 weeks. “hey jim, didn’t you and suzy bang the other night?” yeah, man. she was so into it that, afterwards, she let me land a sea necklace.”