unflattering camera angle
a fat or ugly person’s excuse for looking horrendous in a photograph. common on facebook.
girl 1: omg i look so ugly in the pic!
girl 2: don’t worry, it’s just an unflattering camera angle.
girl 1: oh thank g-d i’m not that fat!
girl 2: lol jk ur a fat-ss b-tch!
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