Unfucktionate
1)a situation where all was not well, s-xually. this can apply to a dry spell or a s-x session that went totally wrong
2) an individual who either never gets laid, or is appalling at it.
1) “i didn’t pull last night, again. i’m going through a really unf-cktionate time of late”
“laura puked when she tried deep throating me. that was unf-cktionate.
2) “that creepy guy who lives with his parents and wears white knee socks is so unf-cktionate”
“so i finally went to bed with steve, only to find out that the dude is crazily unf-cktionate”
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