Ungay

(or un-gay) heteros-xual
don’t trust him, after all he’s one of the ungay!
the state of being where you come off as over the top macho only because you are hiding the fact that you are gay.
sylvester stalone is not ungay.
right said fred is ungay.
unguy() is a text function, available in some programming languages, cl-ss libraries and frameworks.

the function fixes text which is gay, ie when national character like åäö etc is improper rendered.

string ungay ( string $string, mixed $options )

returns the string just as it is supposed to be.
$good_text = ungay($bad_text);
to make less gay.
to make straight.
that remake of straight up by halifax is way better than the original. it’s ungayed.
an action taken by people to try to correct their previous sentences from sounding gay or gayish. often ends up in no avail.
(usually implied in instant messages and chatrooms)
(c and e are guys)
c : why didn’t you bring your phone, at least the vibrations will wke you up.
c : -realises and begins process of ungay-ing. oh sh-t, i mean the vibration in your pocket when you receive messages
e: wtf?
ungay

someone who is gay-friendly, and the opposite of h-m-phobic for the most part, but they’re so ignorant about some gay issues that it’s blatantly obvious that they are a heteros-xual that obviously has no clue.

someone who identifies as a part of the lgbt community, but is really ignorant and seems like they would be more comfortable as a straight person (they understand nothing about gays and are unwilling to learn).
gay guy: like the suicide rates for gay kids is messed up!
the ungay: i know! like, who thinks suicide is a good idea. you have to really be a selfish pr-ck to just think that will solve your problems.
gay guy: are you serious? in this world most gay kids think that’s their only way out. we should try to help them instead of shame them.
the ungay: i just think it’s pure cowardice.
gay guy: -whispers-you’re so ungay it’s gross-whispers-
the ungay: what?
gay guy: nothing…
(pr-noun, adj.) equivalent to the words “undead” and “zombie”, however, used to describe a zombie which is gay. also may be used to define a h-m-s-xual who has crossed over to the straight world. the word originated one late night at a dennys in san diego, 2002, during a topic about independent zombie films.
this town has been overrun by the ungay! they rose from their graves and started humping everybody!