unholy candle
a unholy candle is a dope person who uses all her time watching sleazy slashers and satanic pictures online. a unholy candle is also known as one of the most extremely stalkers, sending mix-tapes with her own breath repeating over and over again to the persons she likes and she always have her victims hair in her pocket.
a unholy candle usually only have one freind, a side kick -that are just like her. the unholy candles want to be forever 12 years old. when the unholy candles are together they wasting most of ther time running around town, watch movies, stalking on the net or talking about lilo.
maria: “a hippie just told me that i was waste of skin, i hate the stupid creative colorheads, i got a bit sad you know!!!”
ester: “i know!!! a guy called cookie ones told me that i was a gore goat.”
maria: “whaaaat serioulsy, what tha’ hack.”
ester: “you are sooo dope, you are a unholy candle full of satanic blood.”
maria: “wanna watch mean girls lilo is so fetch? btw i have a mix-tape for you.”
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