Uni-Beaver


the act of a female not tr-mm-ng her v-g-n-l area thus growing a trail of hair from her rear end to her v-g-n-. much as a uni-brow is to unkept eyebrows.
man i was with this chic for the first time last night and wanted to show off my swirl skills but when i got down there she had the full uni-beaver going on.
the mythological hybrid of a beaver and a unicorn. prominent within the physics cl-ssroom.
when describing dynamics, the teacher used the mythological creature unibeaver for an example.

a unibeaver is launched….
a unibeaver has a velocity of…
etc.

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