UNIC Intern
united nations information center intern. t-tle given to those who labor at a unic office without pay. otherwise known as a highly capable, ambitious, and internationally-oriented individual with great aspirations to uphold the un charter and make the world a better place.
is able to respond diplomatically to inquiries and visits by high-level dignitaries such as the un secretary general himself, as well as to nonsensical actors. is also well-versed in the names and nationalities of all previous un secretary generals, as well as the thousands of acronyms that characterize the vast un system. is also adept at engaging in social media and economy-enhancing activities without detection in the office.
terms such as ‘capacity building’ and ‘gender-based violence’ are the daily parlance of the bonafide unic intern.
layperson: who’s that man?
unic intern: he’s the srsg for monusco
layperson: ….????
unic intern: he’s the special representative of the secretary general for the u.n. stabilization misson in the democratic republic of congo
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